Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Here comes my baby, here he comes now.

Doc: "Baby big."

Me: "How big?"

Doc: " 7 1/2 to 8 lbs."

Me: " Oh."

Doc: "Baby needs to come on out."

Me: "When?"

Doc: "Tuesday."

Me: "Oh, ok."


Monday night: inducement. Tuesday: baby.

Please, Lord, don't let my baby look like this.

3 comments:

DREW! said...

Please tell me wherever you found that picture, it was entilted "Bean-ie Baby."

The Wrathful Buddha said...

I sure hope motherhood doesn't ravage your body, like it apparently did to this woman?

The Wrathful Buddha said...

I also hope it never come to this, "A 6-year-old can't be held criminally responsible"