Doc:  "Baby big."
 
 Me:  "How big?"
 
 Doc:  " 7 1/2 to 8 lbs."
 
 Me:  " Oh."
 
 Doc:  "Baby needs to come on out."
 
 Me:  "When?"
 
 Doc:  "Tuesday."
 
 Me:  "Oh, ok."
Monday night: inducement. Tuesday: baby.
Please, Lord, don't let my baby look like this.
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Please tell me wherever you found that picture, it was entilted "Bean-ie Baby."
I sure hope motherhood doesn't ravage your body, like it apparently did to this woman?
I also hope it never come to this, "A 6-year-old can't be held criminally responsible"
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