I don't understand. How is it that women can complain about men leaving the toilet seat up, but guys can't get upset about women not putting the toilet seat up when they're through using the restroom? I mean, it's bad enough that men have to touch the toilet seat to lift it and then have to touch it again to put it back down. Men, I insist that you start complaining about the inconsideration of woman. It's your turn to condescendingly say "Is it really that hard to lift the seat back up? Hmmmm??"
On my tombstone I want it to read " Amy hit the atmosphere, she caught herself a rocket ride out of this gutter."
Mustard? Don't let's be silly.
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I predict you will remove this blog entry after a few days once you've realized the can of worms that has been opened. I'm peeing ALL over the seat from now on. I know that's not the point you were trying to make but I'm just looking for an excuse. Hoooo boy, I can't wait to get home today, that toilet'd better look out.
You WILL conform to society's norm, so get back in line, woman!
Some feminist psychologists would argue that men should condition themselves to urinate sitting down, so that all is always equal and we are one step closer to a gender-indiscriminant utopia. To these women I say, "sit on it" [see "Happy Days"]. Furthermore, I would that all people simply leave the toilet seat in whatever position was conducive to their last excretory episode; then all people can learn to not complain about it.
My other dream is to have a urinal installed in each bathroom when I buy a house. It will happen. I promise you that.
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